THY OWNER
MISS MY TEETH!! such beautiful teeth
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
No penny for my thought
Wasn't what i picture it'd be. Well, there's always the first. First aren't always the most beautiful. Its original and pure from my soul.
Human Nature
Ever rushed to a cubicle on an upset-churning tummy in an intense level where all you wanna do is to set your ass on a toilet bowl and just letting them loose; those unwanted toxic tools? I have to be honest, this is one feeling you can never get in other circumstances and its one helluva feeling of comfort.
But BUT let me just stop you right there. What if after all the realeasing of tools into the pool of already muddy basin of water, you found out there are no toilet sheets for you to clean up your ugly mess? That is indeed an ugly sight to look at. Not forgetting the pungent scent emmitting from the mess you created.
I hate it when that happens.
Well that was what happen. I mean what could i do rite? I prayed for someone to come in and the smell is choking me with every minute. Believe me, its toxic, EVEN if its YOUR toxic.
5 mins passed then 10 mins. I have to do something before my ass get glued to the seat due to inmobility of my ass.
I suck my gut, stood tall, shoulders back and head held high, I pulled up my panties and pants rushed out to the next cubicle. Lucky me, there are toilet sheets there or else i might have a stinky ass the whole day.
Anyway, my point is not about my panties getting stained and all the crap that i'd gone through just to get those sheets.
My point is, We, as human take things for granted.
I have always checked for toilet sheets when i wanna use the loo for any urgent or non-urgent reasons. It was my carelessness that caused me a stinky ass. I should have learnt from that incident but i have to embarassingly admit that, that wasn't the first.
The thing is the next few times i visit the loo, i DO check for toilet sheets before i decide on which cubicle to use. Sometimes i forgot to check and when i realise i didnt not, i prayed for those sheets to be where they are suppose to be. Sometimes NOT all the time but mostly, my prayers are answered.
This is one incident that i can afford to make the same mistake over and over again.
But there are some incidents where even if you prayed and hope and cry and wail, you'll never be saved.
Its not that the cleaners don't wanna refill the toilet sheets, it just happen that the world has run out of toilet sheets and all you can do is...
DEAL WITH IT and LIVE WITH IT
But BUT let me just stop you right there. What if after all the realeasing of tools into the pool of already muddy basin of water, you found out there are no toilet sheets for you to clean up your ugly mess? That is indeed an ugly sight to look at. Not forgetting the pungent scent emmitting from the mess you created.
I hate it when that happens.
Well that was what happen. I mean what could i do rite? I prayed for someone to come in and the smell is choking me with every minute. Believe me, its toxic, EVEN if its YOUR toxic.
5 mins passed then 10 mins. I have to do something before my ass get glued to the seat due to inmobility of my ass.
I suck my gut, stood tall, shoulders back and head held high, I pulled up my panties and pants rushed out to the next cubicle. Lucky me, there are toilet sheets there or else i might have a stinky ass the whole day.
Anyway, my point is not about my panties getting stained and all the crap that i'd gone through just to get those sheets.
My point is, We, as human take things for granted.
I have always checked for toilet sheets when i wanna use the loo for any urgent or non-urgent reasons. It was my carelessness that caused me a stinky ass. I should have learnt from that incident but i have to embarassingly admit that, that wasn't the first.
The thing is the next few times i visit the loo, i DO check for toilet sheets before i decide on which cubicle to use. Sometimes i forgot to check and when i realise i didnt not, i prayed for those sheets to be where they are suppose to be. Sometimes NOT all the time but mostly, my prayers are answered.
This is one incident that i can afford to make the same mistake over and over again.
But there are some incidents where even if you prayed and hope and cry and wail, you'll never be saved.
Its not that the cleaners don't wanna refill the toilet sheets, it just happen that the world has run out of toilet sheets and all you can do is...
DEAL WITH IT and LIVE WITH IT
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